Way back in the fall of 2010 I set out trying to become an influential restaurant blogger, but it hasn't worked out. Hell, I haven't even managed to become a trendy internet columnist. I've garnered a few readers over the months though and I appreciate all of ya. If you like These American Servers™, go ahead and really savor this edition, 'cause it's the last one there's ever going to be.
Until the next one, that is. It's just that I'm not sure when I'll be able to serve it up. Work's got me going out of town to open a new store. I don't have a laptop or a SmartPhone® and I can't lug this desktop up there with me. What internet access I'll have (if any) probably won't be safe from prying eyes I'd prefer not behold TAS.
So you can safely abandon your computer until the end of April. You might not need it again before the middle of May. Unless something crazy happens, like, say, if the angry ghost of Snuffy Stirnweiss returns and commences to cockblockin'—and perhaps there's a good reason so few Americans now fear his spectral wrath—I'm sure TAS 'n' I'll be back by then. Cheers!